There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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