About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
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Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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