I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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