he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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