Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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