I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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