Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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