just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So. Much. Porn.
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