I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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