Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize