On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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