I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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