That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Randomize
