You really coming over, don't trick.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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