So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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