She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
