I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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