Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
