My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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