So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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