I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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