Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
false alarm. still invincible.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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