so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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