i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I think a kid would responsible me up
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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