"it" just moved
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
