ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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