Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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