all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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