Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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