Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
