gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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