If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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