....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
