Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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