Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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