I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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