we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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