My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I believe in your delicious
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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