Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
