it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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