I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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