you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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