it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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