your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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