Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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