That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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