Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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