belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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