talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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