I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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