Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night