Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.

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(909): View more from California

I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun

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(602): View more from Arizona

I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.

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(512): View more from Texas

There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?

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