they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.