bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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