You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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