You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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