Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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