Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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