hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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