he puts the penis in happiness.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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