butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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